"You Must Be Worried Now That Donald Trump is President Because He Would Deport You Back to Heaven." She'll call a truce, Bruce. MISS HONEY[placatingly] Miss Trunchbull. I'll tell ya, six hours a day of school IS NOT enough. Narrator: MISS HONEY Oh, yes. Nothing will change. If I let this little girl fall? . Let's leave maths for the time being . MATILDA enters from her bedroom. And . Do you believe in love at first site or should I walk by with my incense again? She didn't know. What's this? . I told them, I said, "Hey. I can pretend I'm an . Sing, children. And another door closes. MATILDA Even if you're little, you can do a lot. You have to stay inside the circle all the time. My idea of a perfect school is one in which there are no children at all. RD.com. Well, I needed to learn to read words so that I could read sentences. Trunchbull: Oh, it will only take a moment. You don't let me talk to people! Agatha Trunchbull: Doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it. MISS TRUNCHBULL takes BRUCE by the wrist and leads him off the front of the stage. Harry Wormwood: This child is a girl. . He always wears suits with loud plaid prints read analysis of Mr. Wormwood. Bye, Mrs Phelps! I don't know if my nerves will make it until tomorrow. Matilda : I wonder what Miss Trunchbull is afraid of. MR WORMWOOD [turns to Michael] Sometimes you have to be a little bit naughty! The tiniest mite packs the mightiest sting. Babes, I'm on fire, here! . Have been trapped inside this cage for ages, Two times . No one's gonna love you if you don't know the rumba. [whacks the desk again with her riding crop]. Matilda: RUDOLPHO ACROBAT [off-stage] And if you want to make the team, | Innocent victims of their story. She seems not to know that she's special at all. Please! You are guilty, because you are a fiend. Ev-er-y life is unbelievably unlikely. in . I didn't, I was on the garage roof. . [after listing prices of cars bought and sold]. A weakling? [everyone in the room except Miss Trunchbull and Miss Honey join in]. Matilda: MISS TRUNCHBULL MISS TRUNCHBULL This miracle . Hanging down by your ears. Nobody but me is gonna change my story. The guy with the stupid haircut! MISS TRUNCHBULL I live in a cage, Harry! And I will teach you a thing or two. Stop me when this becomes true, but once upon a time, you and I went on a date. You don't use sympathy or tenderness. MATILDA In business, son, a man's hair is his greatest asset. What poem would that be? 'Cause you've gotta highlight what you got. My skin looks just revolting in this foul, fluorescent light. [She shoves ERIC out of his seat so MATILDA can stand on his desk.]. . [She holds her hand out to MATILDA, who takes it.] Russian businessmen: very, very stupid! MAN: We'll have to change his school. Agatha Trunchbull, principal, Crunchem Hall Elementary School. More than one. . [strikes a desktop with her riding crop and all the children instantly face forward] Sixteen times two is thirty-two. You gotta be loud! Trunchbull: Do you have a job? The Invisible Man . [insulted] google_ad_height=90; The group sets off party poppers down the line. Agatha Trunchbull: But she is a squib. Trunchbull: A spotlight makes its way across the letters on the board, finally settling at the end on the letter Z. Are you going to tell me a story or not? It was the worst of times. Gloria Magitum! A DOCTOR enters. . [loses it, to Matilda] The DOCTOR, MR WORMWOOD, and a male nurse enter. [She flicks on the light of the vanity in her parent's bathroom, which has risen from the stage. Good heavens. So, erm . You wanted cake, you got cake! She rented it from this lovely rhubarb farmer for just $50 a month, and she covered it in honeysuckle, and she planted hundreds of wildflowers, and she moved out of her wicked aunt's house, and she finally got her freedom. BRUCE CHILDREN 1 Twelve times two is twenty-four. You're getting on a plane, Mrs Wormwood? Oil of Violets hair tonic for men. It was the age of wisdom . And if it's not right, And therefore, she is guilty! Some will grow to be butchers, or bakers, or candlestick makers. BRUCE turns back around and the scene unfreezes. A little less fact, a lot more feel. It's the Trunchbull's speciality. The distance the shotput goes, depends upon the effort that you PUT INTO IT. Matilda is a American fantasy comedy film co-produced and directed by Danny DeVito, from a screenplay written by Nicholas Kazan and Robin Swicord. To unlock that power, all she had to do was practice. He rips out several pages and throws them dramatically on the ground. Seven times two is fourteen. She laughs. And Even if you put in heaps of eFfort, You Agatha Trunchbull: Agatha Trunchbull: MATILDA and the ACROBAT'S SISTER [off-stage] Agatha Trunchbull: But I didn't . And then, my great, big, beautiful chocolate-y burp, which now seemed to have a mind of its own, wafted full into the face of the Trunchbull! CHILDREN [TV Version] And Jenny's outside. You chose books - I chose looks. Now, can anyone read this? What? She holds up the final "10". Agatha Trunchbull: Children are maggots! have you read a whole book? MISS HONEY Son, one day, you're gonna have to earn your own living. What on earth did you do that for? Used to compete in the Olympics, throwing the hammer! It's just that they want that child so very much. The first car your brilliant father sold cost $320. But if you did happen to have a story you wanted to tell . I'd love to meet her, actually . I told you I was supposed to start school in September. MISS TRUNCHBULL See, I know your headmistress. [wielding a hammer throw] Of course you didn't do it, you little twit. If you're stuck in your story and want to get out, Just one more bite and you'll've completely cooked her goose. [comes up to her and Matilda stands up] Well, then stop her reading! "Patience, my love," the husband replied. . A large iron gate made of square holes of various sizes rolls in from both sides of the stage. My daddy says I'm a bore. Than the volume with which what you don't know's expressed. My mummy says I'm a jumped-up little germ, Miss Honey: Look. A boy with no fingie? But although they loved each other, although they were famous and everyone loved them, they were sad. . . Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord, But she was about to discover she had a strength a strength she wasn't even aware of. She uses them to carry on a conversation. How much, exactly are we talking about? I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away. But here it is, coming true: . Sometimes you have to be a little bit naughty! MRS WORMWOOD You listen here, my dear, RUDOLPHO MISS TRUNCHBULL MISS TRUNCHBULL grabs AMANDA by the pigtails and swings her around and around. BRUCE turns around and burps for a full ten seconds. Matilda Wormwood: I wonder what Miss Trunchbull is afraid of. The kind with food and teeny-weeny cockroaches. To stand up and be proud! Yeah! MISS TRUNCHBULL It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me. endobj Yes. [hands Michael the cookies] And so you think you're A-ble MRS WORMWOOD . The secret to my success is this. "I have a pen, you have a phone number. google_color_link="000000"; 2022 | Maturity Rating: PG | 1h 56m | Kids & Family Movies. No. Now, look. I'm sorry, doctor. Lights up. Trunchbull: Stories. NIGEL runs in up the steps stage left, screaming. An unhatched tadpole. DOCTOR and CHILDREN His fingie. AMANDA No, no, no, no [ad lib. And even if you could, BIG KIDS You See you next week. They were written that way: The gate rolls away. MATILDA The novel has an inspirational message that everyone can stand up for themselves against bullies like Matilda does against Mrs. Trunchbull. Ev-er-y life is unbelievably unlikely. Go on, then! . MRS PHELPS Whoever painted The Trunchbull must have had a strong stomach. [Talking about the cake] A purple spotlight starts to make its way from Bruce across the classroom. MISS HONEY (Bruce!) [tosses the cereal in the air] And that's not a hint, by the way. Could I speak to you for a moment, please? Wonderful. Agatha Trunchbull: Yes, yes. Hello! [she lunges the ball at the door, ultimately puncturing it immensely]. MRS PHELPS . MATILDA Why would you want to read when you got the television set sitting right in front of you? Don't be pathetic! Well, I'll pay you back, young lady. MATILDA Ooh, me, me, me, miss! MR WORMWOOD So he invited the mother's stepsister to come and live with him. I really hope you have a search warrant. She has never seen a! I've got my deal today with the Russians. [Harry and Zinnia are leaving the hospital with the baby]. I can be a soldier. TOMMY She uses the umbrella to bring down the hat and starts lining it with glue.]. What am I thinking? MRS WORMWOOD has her leg raised up and RUDOLPHO is holding it against his back. Wonderful. No, sir. Before my happy days were over, Agatha Trunchbull: MATILDA I've been trapped inside this (K) cage for ages, RUDOLPHO whips off MRS WORMWOOD's skirt to reveal a shorter skirt made of tassels beneath it. Where is the maggot known as Nigel? Was it magic? Zinnia Wormwood: Oh, my good Lord. [to MATILDA] This is your fault. Before my happy days were Over, The end is happier. MRS PHELPS exits with the blocks. I'd love to read to you some time. Michael: Specialness is de rigueur. Matilda: Million $ Sticky Host: [speaking to Matilda about her and her father] But that's not fair! MISS HONEY LAVENDER . | Share this Matilda : I love it here! The teacher's clearly falling short. What can I do? ALICE and HORTENSIA You should stay out of trouble MATILDA said the wife, smiling sadly and slipping her hand into his. The scene changes to the Wormwood's living room. Agatha Trunchbull: MISS HONEY Sorry, Miss Trunchbull. Now, get off to bed, you little bookworm. This miracle . Not a detail of my throw was adjusted or forgotten. Just so you all know, she's my best friend! . pregnant! Jenny: AAAHH! DOCTOR Are you looking for a good amount of pickup lines. 1. My mummy says I'm a miracle, . Harry Wormwood: . I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. It doesn't really matter if you don't know much! Miss Honey: Miss Jennifer 'Jenny' Honey: Quite the contrary. And the 4th cost $1,100. Thought you'd pay me back, didn't you? MISS HONEY enters and knocks. Didn't we?! Fifteen times two is thirty. MRS WORMWOOD It seems that there are millions of these "one in a millions" these days. He drops it again. I think in effect, Yes. There's more the second part. What's what, Ms. Trunchbull? And I shall crush you. To read? Completely different cars, sir. This is the cottage from your story. Harry Wormwood: MISS TRUNCHBULL sniffs and licks the air. The seed of a war in the creak of a floorboard. I slave all day, and you're entertaining a couple of surfer dude bodybuilders! This boy's got no fingie. . [She flicks the screens off again.] AMANDA stands up and screams in triumph. From now on, this family does *exactly* what I say, when exactly, when I say it! BRUCE wilts by the desk. Why? 2. You're almost finished. CHILDREN As the hammer took off, did I change my grunt Leave it alone, Jenny. MR WORMWOOD, towel wrapped about his shoulder, enters the bathroom with MICHAEL. You spend us into trouble and you expect me to get us out. Considerably roomier inside. The fibers fused to my hair! Like you, I was (Q) curious, MISS TRUNCHBULL and CHILDREN RUDOLPHO dances across the back of the stage. My mummy says I'm a miracle. Aren't you supposed to be in school, young lady? You are a crook. 'Cause your life as you know it is ancient history. Jenny : Quite the contrary. CHILDREN and BIG KIDS appear in the boxes to the upper left and upper right of the stage and sing.
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