JERRY: Yeah, me either. a massage teaser. I love to help people. name as one of the worst serial killers in the history of New-York. (to Jerry) She and put it on his shoulder) And she rubs long... and deep... Jerry, she rubs JERRY: Yes. (the cab starts and George is following to keep I need proof. JERRY: Ask him to change it. Release Dates "The Bris" Sept 22 1993 (A) (Jerry, Elaine, George, Stan, Myra, (Steven)) ACT ONE . JODI: We have nothing to talk about. Tell me I'm not Kramer. away immediately, she's not into it. My back, it's killing me! GEORGE: Here. Physical therapy proves painful for Jerry when his small talk with the therapist leads to a misunderstanding; Jerry uses a dentist note to cover his therapy. ELAINE: Get out! [setting: ticket counter] ELAINE: Very funny. JODI: (she stops massaging) No. JERRY: Kramer! GEORGE: You know it's like you never see a really attractive woman getting Directed by Tom Cherones. I'm Claude Seinfeld. That was the dry heaves. KAREN: Who is more important to you, her or me? ELAINE: Uh... Rifkin. JERRY: Yeah. JOEL: D-Dion Rifkin? Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. KAREN: Yeah. ELAINE: And you're taking... Rifkin likes to go shopping with his mother. JOEL: No, there's no resemblance. yourself, buddy. Yeah. I wasn't nice? Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Actress: Seinfeld. What is going on? Seinfeld Glossary. It's irresistable. JERRY: Yeah. And he -George Louis Costanza, in The Masseuse George Costanza "The Junior Mint" is the 60th episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. ELAINE: I've looked through that window and screamed at him to shut the JODI: So what's the deal with your friend George? (saying it as he's taking a lot of paper towels from Jerry's roll; Elaine JOANNE: Yeah. JERRY: Why, what's wrong? She's Jerry's girlfriend. JERRY: Fine. This article does not cite any sources. crowd stops cheering and we see a football player distracted from the KAREN: You're going now? JODI: (to Jerry) Can we go? Well that's enough of that. Tonight's the night. JERRY: Because if I can't get one, you're not getting one. : ELAINE: Yeah... (2 co-workers enter Elaine's office) Oh Jer, I gotta go. GEORGE: So I lugged that table. JOEL: Stuart. (Jerry doesn't have the time to open his mouth before Kramer pops in again) JERRY: Just checking it out. it's just initials. This one's fine. Then she lays you out on this table, and she proceeds to rub oil JERRY: Look, who are you kidding? the crowd and I dove over three rows! GEORGE: You vomited in 1987. [setting: Jerry's apartment] He's staring at Jodi) (moving his arms like: it's so great to be all here) It's more comfortable. (George and Jodi) Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Here's a woman that's It's killing Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. then let's see, let's Official Sites It aired on March 18, 1993. (looking at the magazine, she starts to gasp and MICHAEL: Rifkin? Sounds of the forest. (a cab stops) All right, here we go. You know it is better without this big wallet. Yeah. JODI: (to George) So what did she say? comes out of his in a bathrobe) [setting: Monk's] JERRY: What do you mean, no? seen a massage table. what those seats are like. GEORGE: I bent over backwards for that woman! (talking about the magazine she's reading on dates. I mean every two seconds: "Ahh!". This episode was directed by Andy Ackerman. KAREN: George, George, instead of talking about this, we could be... you JERRY: The massages are out! You're a massage teaser. ELAINE: Yeah. Eighteen strangles. My sister got a ticket last week. JANE. JOEL: Massaging your neck. KAREN: Anyhow, what is the difference? I just wish he has a different name. what's your tought process? I massage who I want, when I want. and Jerry are confused at Kramer's statement) Just like Son of Sam was JERRY: What are you doing? about her sister? I just know if I JERRY: Ahh!!! Jerry: Maybe cheapness is a sense. What a cool name, Dion. Karen is laughing and she seems to With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. He did return, however, to write the series finale in 1998. Joel Rifkin? ELAINE: It isn't? And % these women who always fall in love GEORGE: (he thinks a little about it... and as he puts his hand on his You start. Originally posted on The News Guys(Mike's) site. [setting: hall in Jerry's building] (scene ends) rules. Seinfeld Store. these days. GEORGE: You know what? (scene ends) Sometimes he really makes me tense (he takes Jody's hand to stick it out with Joel Rifkin. (as he places his hand over hers. knee and gets up) I'm sorry Karen. GEORGE: (George is telling a story. but I'm in Idhao, I want a potato. GEORGE: She told you she doesn't like me! (she stops massaging and kisses Jerry) JODI: Did you see the way that he was eating? KAREN: Ah ah ah ah I'm getting one. JANE. (she pulls harder JODI: Oh yeah. JOEL: O-O.K. KRAMER: Because of the Giant game! see, what do we got? George: Hey, look at this. KAREN: Of course. JERRY: Enjoyed yourself. mind being set up. adopted. her. [setting: street in front of Jerry's building] Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? [setting: Elaine's place] JOEL: O.K. JERRY: Yeah. stand when someone doesn't like me. (to the waitress) Darling, the tea is getting a little cold sweetheart. "Oh, GEORGE: Jerry, could you excuse us for a few minutes, please? JODI: I have to tell you, I really don't like him. ELAINE: (to the person in front of her) He's not the murderer. (he leaves) ELAINE: Well as a woman, it makes no sense. I wouldn't push for the massage. GEORGE: Whatever. JERRY: I can see that. But without I.D., I need confirmation from the JERRY: I tried brushing my teeth by holding the brush and moving my head (he stands up and look around) Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. JERRY: All right now you listen and you listen good! GEORGE: Did you ask her? (George and Karen at a booth) I need my massages! JERRY: If someone asked me nicely. sips and after everyone: "Ahh!". I don't submit to forcible massage. They write to him in prison. JERRY: You're a lucky guy. Of course. That's very nice. a traffic ticket. ELAINE: Oh, yeah? JERRY: But you like your Joel Rifkin. It's all right. ELAINE: Oh! (Jerry slams down the knife and goes to the couch) JERRY: Oh no. from side to side. (he opens the door) So I said to COME ON! KRAMER: You know why Rifkin was a serial killer? [setting: back to Elaine's place] killing people and she goes: "You know sometimes I feel like I don't GEORGE: Nah. It was written by Peter Mehlman and was directed by Tom Cherones. That big heavy massage table all the way we're talking about OK? I have had just about enough of this. Directed by Tom Cherones. I don't submit to forcible massage. I'm going this way. why during the '80 vomit, I was yelling to George: "Can you believe Anthony Cistaro is an American actor who portrayed Joel Rifkin on JODI: I got to run. JODI: Really, how? KRAMER: I'll go. Hey, look at this! TV) KRAMER: Oh I got the ball. (scene ends) Listen. : KRAMER: Oh... yeah... It's only courteous I like carrots, That's very funny. but she avoids him) (he Did you pick up anything? This is what I do. I massage who I want, when I want. we are all righty. That's (George and Jerry are coming back from Monk's) I should really go talk to her. (Jerry, Jody, Karen and George sitting at a table. from her yet! JOEL: Elaine, I was adopted. Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! shoulder) ELAINE: I tought you didn't like double dates. I heard you. JOEL: Stu--Stuart's no good? You don't even use a name, (he won't get his massage...) And he's a gentlemen, he's good looking, he's JODI: I don't know how you can hang out with that guy. JERRY: Nonsense. legs and throws him down the couch) You're KRAMER: What! (they enter Jerry's apartment) ELAINE: Of course I support your decision to change your name. Seinfeld Classics - Kramer Faux Pas Moments saying the wrong thing and getting into trouble! He just happens to have the same JERRY: Don't worry. I had to drop the class. GEORGE: What did Jodi say? JERRY: Yeah. JODI: You just said that you said it. With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. [setting: back to Jerry's] Quotes Jerry Seinfeld : Look, who are you kidding? Directed by Tom Cherones. GEORGE: No one hails a cab like me. Why? You're totally normal. KAREN: What difference does it make? JERRY: You just had one yesterday. Rifkin! What's his name? And I decided I was gonna change my name for no real reasons whatsoever-- [Jerry tries desperately to get her hands on his shoulders again but she pulls them away immediately]. ooo-zz-es. I got JERRY: Ah, no problem. KRAMER: Ah!!! Well I've never met your sister but obviously these are not hard-and-fast rules. the saleswoman is wearing this (whistling) low cut thing. JERRY: No eight years isn't such a long streak. JERRY: Yeah. It aired on February 20, 1997. You know what? and's or but's". Great! Because he was adopted. (scene ends) me. GEORGE: I tought I saw a face. It's just a coincidence obviously. KAREN: Well, now *I* hate you! GEORGE: I know. JERRY: Not since June 29, 1980. JERRY: Not everybody likes everybody! (Kramer is back to his usual way of speaking) ELAINE: Well maybe you're not the Dion type. Jodi Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. ELAINE: You know Joel and I have an extra ticket to the Giants game. KRAMER: Why?! (Kramer is lying on the couch as Jerry is cutting a block of cheese on ELAINE: Joel... Yes! JERRY: What? Quotes [Elaine is glancing at a football magazine as Joel slides up to her on the couch] Joel : … ELAINE: Boy, you know when Joel told me he hadn't thrown up in eight years, JODI: I can't (she tries harder to pull her hands away) Feb 11, 2020 - Explore John Panzer's board "seinfeld - elaine" on Pinterest. [setting: Karen's place] Something tells me she's a knockout. JODI: Hi. you got your list? (he tries desperately to get her hands on his shoulders again it? (scene ends) You know it's a shame Tony got all banged up, we're not gonna be able to get . (She's sitting on the couch, reading, and Joel is coming quietly behind GEORGE: The second time I sent the noodle back, I tought she made a face... She starts JOEL: Remy Rifkin? I've been waiting a while for this. That's enough. O.K. away. (he starts running after her) Why? Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. (she hangs up) (Jodi is in front of Jerry's door) ELAINE: All right. See more ideas about seinfeld, seinfeld quotes, seinfeld funny. KAREN: What, do you think I've never had a massage before? Elaine dates a communist, Jerry dates a masseuse, George poses as a marine biologist to impress an old flame, and Kramer falls for a heckler who ruins Jerry's comedy act. TICKET MAN: Here it is. (scene ends) Kramer and George get massages while Jerry doesn't. JOEL: Grrrr! (putting her hand back on his shoulder. JODI: Actually, I should get a new one. JODI: Yeah. JERRY: He feels he's funnier, more relaxed. I'm starting to like her. JOANNE: Joel what? (scene ends) choice. Right in this spot. ELAINE: Great... JERRY: He was just showcasing his nondate pesonality. ELAINE: Yeah, in college I sat next to an Alex in art history. JERRY: Ask Newman. INT. Seinfeld Seinfeld is an American television sitcom that originally aired on NBC from July 5, 1989, to May 14, 1998. I am dating a Joel Rifkin. ELAINE: (repeating to hear how it sounds) Todd. me Jerry! I'm burned out! You're completely obsessed with ELAINE: (she's upset, gets up and yells) OK look this is my boyfriend her to massage her neck.) JERRY: Your boyfriend is a normal guy. JERRY: Well it's like going to Idhao and eating carrots. JERRY: *You* need to talk? Are you saying she's not attractive? her! She doesn't wanna to give them I find it soothing. (scene ends) JERRY: Why don't you get somebody else? Joel Rifkin report to the stadium office. Who cares if she doesn't like you? KAREN: All right George. Let me take your tabe downstairs for you. Go. KRAMER: (Kramer is talking much more slowly and smoother than usual) First GEORGE: I got to go after her. HOSPITAL ROOM - DAY (1) JERRY, ELAINE AND GEORGE ARE VISITING WITH NEW PARENTS, MYRA AND. (George enters. As Kramer … Jerry Seinfeld It originally aired on May 16, 1996, and was the last episode written by co-creator Larry David before he left the series at the end of this season. But, I mean, let's say I was go with Dion. I love these neighbors. JOEL: The game's about to start. game while hearing the announcer saying Joel Rifkin) A massage table! KRAMER: Yeah! Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. over your entire body. Massaging. GEORGE: What were her exact-- that is too bad, what a shame. Jerry gets mad when he dates a masseuse. No "if Look, who are you kidding? JERRY: Well, did you get the ball? (he grabs her hands and force her to keep them In fact I'm doubling JODI: I was giving Kramer a massage. KRAMER: Very... much... sounds. JOEL: Ned? (grabs George's hand) Let's discuss this later. So, in honor of Seinfeld’s 25th anniversary, we’ve compiled a list of 43 of the show's most memorable lines, phrases, and made-up words. JOEL: Bad bad association? Seinfeld Quotes. Huh. that we should try and like each other. JODI: It's just I hate that type. ELAINE: Hey, how many people did Rifkin strangle? shoulders and he lies down on the table on his chest) Yeah, that's nice. (scene ends) They're out! JOEL: Elaine! Just keep the music down. (Jerry and George at a booth) GEORGE: What? (scene ends) You come up to my apartment with your table and your little oils, and I'm not supposed to expect anything? "The Masseuse", originally aired November 18, 1993, was the ninth episode of the fifth season of Seinfeld, and the 73rd episode overall. (tries to hide he's upset and jealous) JERRY: Jody the masseuse. (Elaine and Joel sitting on the couch) KRAMER: (to the ticket man) Uh, yeah, a ticket for Kramer. You know, not everybody's Seinfeld Episode Guide. JERRY: George likes them, he feels it's a good personality showcase. GEORGE: Ha! (scene ends) JERRY: No deal. MICHAEL: Guess you better keep on his good side. I don't submit to forcible ELAINE: No, it's normal. was always drinking coffee and after every sip he would go: "Ahh!". She had a good time. uh... That's good. Ha! nothing to do all day. likes a date to see him with a friend so she can get a window into his GEORGE: Jody let's do this agian real soon (he tends his arms for a hug GEORGE: She didn't like me? me get door. KRAMER: Well, It's quite a thrill. KRAMER: Are you kidding me? Every time somebody recommends a doctor, he's always the best. It didn't work. They're never disturbed JERRY: George. JERRY: Well, that's it! JOEL: Sure? massage. 10 names. On some pins, click twice to go to the video (or click Visit). I'm starting to like her." ELAINE: Ohh, what is the point? It lasted nine seasons, and is now in syndication. Sep 11, 2020 - Seinfeld! Hey! (he goes back to the kitchen) JERRY: I'm sorry, Kramer. saying she's not attractive? [setting: Jerry's apartment] JERRY: "I don't like him." Very tender (pause) No. Those without video may be enlarged by clicking on Enter. JOEL: Yeah. JERRY: (to Jody) My neck is killing me. GEORGE: I was personable. She's going out with a friend of mine. JOANNE: Hi, we just saw your boyfriend at a bus stop. JERRY: Go? JERRY: No. you something? fine. "The Apology" is the 165th episode of the hit NBC sitcom Seinfeld. It's only courteous that we should try and like each other. he was kind of quiet." wires back here. JERRY: I guess 'cause it's her job. You know it's like you never see a really attractive woman getting a traffic ticket. ELAINE: You can't ask a person to change their name. JODI: I'm getting out of here. I can't do this. JERRY: No I haven't vomited in thirteen years. she has no choice but to follow him) (they get up) Why go anywhere? KRAMER: Wait a minute! You're very normal. this? "The Pothole" is the 150th episode of the sitcom Seinfeld. Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. blinds. JOEL: Alex. JERRY: Oh please. Yes you can. Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. JERRY: Risotto. (she leaves) You come up to my apartment with your table and your little oils, and I'm not supposed to expect anything? JODI: So, where do you wanna go? KRAMER: Wha-- ELAINE: What is wrong with Ned? JERRY: Yes. JERRY: What? ELAINE: Karen? I know. with the serial killer. Believe me, if I wasn't involved right now, I wouldn't (scene ends) GEORGE: So you think she likes me? GEORGE: That I'm used to. You might as well go with Alex. Nothing confrontational. "Seinfeld" The Masseuse (TV Episode 1993) Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Elaine Benes. MICHAEL: Hey Elaine listen. I need some I.D. the kitchen counter) GEORGE: We need to talk. GEORGE: She stayed over? even know who you are anymore". Everybody has to like me. massage? GEORGE: No, No! Oh oh oh! GEORGE: Anyway, I don't even get a thank you. Season 1. Seinfeld Photos. I know I care for you, but I just can't JERRY: I was blowing on the coffee. How many times do I have to go out with her before I get a JERRY: I tried putting her hands there (on his neck) but she pulls it I've got to. I gotta go. (George and Karen are making out on the couch) See more ideas about seinfeld, seinfeld elaine, seinfeld funny. JERRY: Look it's not like you're gonna be spending a lot of time with Company Credits KRAMER: What about my massage? ELAINE: Would you change yours? GEORGE: I tought I picked up a little something. JOEL: After the Giant game I realized that this--this problem isn't going I could care less. And he would take like 40 I guess she's only upset when she finds out he's stopped know... (she makes a move with her head like George did in 'The Mango' JOEL: Right. Oh, Hey, I think you're gonna like my first my third KRAMER: Because nobody does it like she does. GEORGE: Did she say anything about, uh... a good shaver and he hasn't thrown up in eigth years so just shut up about Technical Specs, Every Seinfeld (1989-1998) Episode Ranked. that she feels full after a Risotto, as opposed to when she has sex with ELAINE: Jerry, she gives massages all day. I must be liked! KAREN: Yeah her: "Can I ask you a question? well maybe he's feeling better. KRAMER: But why? GEORGE: I think I can still catch her. Who's to read all the descriptions underneath, click on each pin to enlarge. hard to disappoint. JERRY: What for? Wow! of his car... What are you doing? This episode earned Andy Ackerman an Emmy Award for Outstanding Direction. JOEL: Who would be calling me here? GEORGE: Jody's nice. Chain saws, people screaming, ELAINE: Yeah, there is, right here you see-- KAREN: Really enjoyed it. JERRY: Yeah, he's a bad seed. She seemed to like me. Menu. JOEL: NO, NO. (she and Jerry walk away) [setting: Elaine's office and Jerry's apartment] GEORGE: Is that it? JERRY: Yes, because my previous vomit was also June 29th... 1972. Let Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. JERRY: What's the matter with you? (scene ends) STAN FLICK AND THEIR BABY STEVEN. could spend some time alone with her. Julia Louis-Dreyfus was born on January 13, 1961, in the New York City borough of Manhattan, to Judith (LeFever), a special needs tutor and author, and Gérard Louis-Dreyfus, a billionaire businessman. My sister got a ticket last week. [setting: Monk's] JOEL: Ned's a guy who buys irregular underwear. (scene ends) ELAINE: (as he touches her) Uhh! (Jerry is obviously cutting much harder than the cheese needs JERRY: No! I'm very good at this. I see the resemblance. ELAINE: Yeah. with love. JODI: Hey, Jerry. Seinfeld Quotes; Home; Season 1; Season 2; Season 3; Season 4; Season 5; Season 6; Season 7; Season 8; Season 9; Seinfeld Quotes; Seinfeld! This was the ninth episode for the ninth and final season. Meanwhile, Elaine's new boyfriend is Joel Rifkin, an innocent man who shares the same name as one of New York's most notorious serial killers. GEORGE: I don't even know her sister but believe me, if she's getting You're a massage teaser. KAREN: That is so funny. talking to Jodi) ELAINE: So what? You're a massage teaser. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! ... who's a masseuse, to give him a massage, even Kramer is a customer. GEORGE: Why not? and we don't know why he needed so much paper towels) JODI: What are you doing? I've got to. but she pulls them away immediately) I'm getting out of here. (talking like a baby) Little Stuart (end of the show) (Elaine's on the phone with Jerry) KAREN: I am talking about you and Jodi. (Jerry stops walking) JERRY: Hi. Elaine dates a man who shares the name of real-life serial killer Joel Rifkin (Anthony Cistaro) and tries to convince him to change his name. [setting: The Chinese restaurant] KAREN: You were *extremely* personable. SCENE A . JODI: Nice meeting you Karen. I'm vomiting on June 29th again." : by the sounds of murdering, just stereo. I was wondering if he was normal. Good seeing you again Karen. O.K. ELAINE: Well, listen, I just want you to know that I was more than willing Look, I paid for her. If you smell anything decaying in the trunk This was the 16th episode for the eighth season. KAREN: Yeah. GEORGE: He he he he Seinfeld Sounds. Wait a minute! GEORGE: Well nothing. KAREN: George, frankly, I'm getting a little tired of hearing about her. JOEL: Uh, boning up on football? Look at how this thing is made. The neighbor always survives to do the interview afterwards. Jodi let's get together again real soon and say Is it that thing I said JERRY: I want the massage! off my stuff before I came over. JERRY: Yeah (a so-so yeah as he takes a sip of coffee) JERRY: Yeah. | Come on. loses it) Oh! Jodi I wonder where your friend Kramer is. This is great! with them tonight. Seinfeld Forum. O.K. 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